Late Night Goes Live After South Carolina’s Democratic Debate

Late Night Goes Live After South Carolina’s Democratic Debate

“We are live following the South Carolina debate airing right here on CBS with Bernie Sanders, Michael Bloomberg and Joe Biden, so a little young for CBS.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“When people first saw Bernie, Bloomberg and Biden, they thought it was a live audition for ‘Old Sheldon.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Which explains why Bernie Sanders answered every question with ‘bazinga!’” — JAMES CORDEN

“CBS is, of course, also home to the long-running soap opera, ‘The Bold and the Beautiful,’ and in an effort to draw in those viewers, here’s how they promoted tonight’s debate: ‘The Old and the Buttigieg.’” — JAMES CORDEN

“That means CBS is now home to both ‘The Amazing Race’ and ‘The really long, annoying race.’” — JAMES CORDEN

“I haven’t seen white people go at each other that hard since khakis were on sale at Banana Republic.” — TREVOR NOAH

“You could tell Bernie was feeling good. Before the debate, he picked up a new suit from the dumpster behind T.J. Maxx.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Bernie has a lot of plans — expensive plans — but he’s smart. He’s no dummy. Every time one of the other candidates asked who’s going to pay for these programs, he’d just point to Bloomberg and said, ‘Him!’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

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