"My cats are pretty cute and cuddly but if we were all the same size they'd eat me for dinner" Source link ...

"Didn’t realise you could ruin a cat’s entire day by giving him the wrong brand of cat food." Source link ...

"what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously" Source link ...

"When my cat and I take a nap at the same time very close to each other that’s just parallel play 😌" Source link ...

"studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart" S ...

"love it when my dog does a big yawn at 5pm, I just know he put in a long day at the good boy factory" Source link ...

"If i was a girl cat and i saw a boy cat get the zoomies that would be such an ick" Source link ...

"i wish there was another word for it but there isn’t. the cat is doing parkour" Source link ...

"My bf keeps saying i like being inside & doing nothing bc i was socialized by cats and omg he’s right." Source link ...

"i shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. i should get to stare out the window all day like a cat" Source link ...